Comments on: rent-a-goat, at your service http://blog.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:53:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Mr. Biggs http://blog.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html/comment-page-1#comment-503 Mr. Biggs Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:53:15 +0000 http://wptest.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html#comment-503 You've dodged a bullet. People joke about being butted by a goat. Those people have never been butted by a goat. And they'll do it at the drop of a hat. Plus....they can strike within their body length x3. They come up slowly, rear up a bit, then BOOOWIE! They burst forth, slamming your closest boney outcroping with their thick forehead where the horns meet the skull. Some folks think they gore you with the horns. I almost wish they did. And carney folks put them in petting zoos. I just don't get it. A goat could kill a small child. Don't kid around with goats. Get it? That's my little joke. Stop laughing. It's not funny. -Biggs You’ve dodged a bullet.

People joke about being butted by a goat. Those people have never been butted by a goat.

And they’ll do it at the drop of a hat. Plus….they can strike within their body length x3.

They come up slowly, rear up a bit, then BOOOWIE! They burst forth, slamming your closest boney outcroping with their thick forehead where the horns meet the skull.

Some folks think they gore you with the horns. I almost wish they did.

And carney folks put them in petting zoos. I just don’t get it. A goat could kill a small child.

Don’t kid around with goats.

Get it? That’s my little joke.

Stop laughing. It’s not funny.

-Biggs

]]> By: Lizzie Fox http://blog.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html/comment-page-1#comment-502 Lizzie Fox Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:57:05 +0000 http://wptest.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html#comment-502 Wow, you got to see them up close! I usually see them in places where I can't stop to admire them. Once we were driving around someplace and came around the corner and saw them. We parked and watched them a while. What was surprising was how LOUD their chewing was. Wow, you got to see them up close! I usually see them in places where I can’t stop to admire them.

Once we were driving around someplace and came around the corner and saw them. We parked and watched them a while. What was surprising was how LOUD their chewing was.

]]> By: Stan http://blog.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html/comment-page-1#comment-501 Stan Tue, 06 Jun 2006 18:57:20 +0000 http://wptest.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html#comment-501 Nice goats. I also like how the camera-phone vignettes the images so every picture looks like those tilt-shift fake-miniature photos, but without having to spend hours in Photoshop to get the effect. Nice goats. I also like how the camera-phone vignettes the images so every picture looks like those tilt-shift fake-miniature photos, but without having to spend hours in Photoshop to get the effect.

]]> By: Jef http://blog.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html/comment-page-1#comment-500 Jef Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:24:48 +0000 http://wptest.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html#comment-500 I saw them in Pinole two days ago. I'm guessing there's more than one herd. I saw them in Pinole two days ago. I’m guessing there’s more than one herd.

]]> By: Ankoku-jin http://blog.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html/comment-page-1#comment-499 Ankoku-jin Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:44:17 +0000 http://wptest.lauralemay.com/2006/06/rent-a-goat-at-your-service.html#comment-499 He should have dropped out after two years; then he could have gotten a thankless job in middle management like me. ;P (Seriously. That was my major.) He should have dropped out after two years; then he could have gotten a thankless job in middle management like me. ;P

(Seriously. That was my major.)

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